Concerned...

I've still not heard from Emma's place so I don't know if I have a job.
Which is a worry as it was my last resort (damn you Papa Roach for being in my head...)
Have decided to bugger the typing ban as I'm not crippled enough to get voice recognition software (apparently)
At least if I proper cripple myself I might get cripple pay
Possibly
I'm in that no job / no benefits limbo (cue harmonica / Lisa Simpson on sax)
Oh what wanketyness.
And I can't afford Skinny Puppy tickets.
Poopyheads
But, on the plus side I just got a 600 combo on the dance mat
woo!

Ooh, I forgot to say, Nickelodeon is in Southend today and they just stole a balloon from Pebbles (famous cafe/giftshop of the under-aged staff)
The poor kid serving will probably have it docked from her wages.
But then she did look like a dosey moo